World's Funniest Joke

世界最好笑的笑話

According to a poll conducted by the British Association for the Advancement of Science, the following is the world's funniest joke:

依照「英國科學促進協會」所作的民意調查,以下為世界最好笑的笑話:

 

"Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services. 

二個獵人外出在森林中,其中一人倒地不起。他似乎已經停止呼吸,而且眼神呆滯。另一個人拿出電話,呼叫緊急服務中心。

 

He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

他對接話人員上氣不接下氣地說:「我的朋友死了!我要怎麼辦?」

 

The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

接話人員以平靜,安撫的語氣回答:「不要緊張,我可以幫助你。首先,讓我們確定他是不是已經死了。」

 

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

一陣靜默之後,聽到一聲槍響。

 

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"

接著,聽到獵人再拿起電話說:「好了,現在要做什麼?」