The Duck and the Store Assistant

鴨子與店員

 

A duck walked into a grocery store and asked, "Excuse me, do you have any fish?"

有一隻鴨子走進雜貨店,問說:「對不起!你們有魚嗎?」

 

The shop assistant said, "No, duck, we don't have any fish."

店員說:「沒有,鴨子,我們沒有魚。」

 

So the duck returned the next day to the same store and asked, "Excuse me, do you have any fish?"

因此,隔天鴨子又回到相同的商店,問:「對不起!你們有魚嗎?」

 

The shop assistant replied, "No, I told you we don't have any fish and if you come back here again I'm going to staple your feet to the floor and call the police!"

店員回答:「沒有,我告訴過你,我們沒有魚。如果你再回來這裡,我要用釘書針把你的腳釘在地板上,並且叫警察來!」

 

So the duck came back again the next day to the same shop assistant and said, "Excuse me, do you have any staples?"

因此,鴨子隔天又再回到商店對相同的店員說:「對不起!你們有釘書針嗎?」

 

The clerk said, "No, duck, we don't have any staples!"

店員說:「沒有,鴨子,我們沒有釘書針。」

 

So the duck says, "Then do you have any fish?"

因此,鴨子說「那麼,你們有魚嗎?」