Prescription 處方

A lady walks into a chemist's and asks for some arsenic. The chemist asks, "What do you want with arsenic?"

一位女士走進藥店,要買一些砒霜。藥劑師問:「你要砒霜做什麼?」

 

The lady says, "To kill my husband."

這位女士說:「用來殺我丈夫。」

 

"I can't sell you any for that reason," the chemist replies.

「我不能為了那個理由而賣給你」,藥劑師回答。

 

The lady pulls out a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position and shows it to the chemist. The photo shows her husband with the chemist's wife.

女士抽出一張一個男人與一個女人在作愛的相片給藥劑師看,相片顯示是她的丈夫與藥劑師的太太。

 

He looks at the photo and says, "Oh, I didn't know you had a prescription!"

藥劑師盯著相片說:「哦,我不知道你有處方箋!」