Caught in Bed

被捉姦在床

 

A man walked into a bar with his arm in a sling, two black eyes and a split lip.

有一個男人走進酒吧,一隻手臂用吊帶吊著,二個眼圈都黑掉了,嘴唇也裂開了。

 

"What happened to you?" asked the barman.

「你怎麼了?」酒保問

 

"The next-door neighbour caught me in bed with his wife and beat me senseless," said the man.

「隔壁鄰居捉到我和他太太在床上,把我打得不省人事。」那個男人說。

 

"Didn't you fight back?" asked the barman."

「你沒有反抗嗎?」酒保問

 

"No," replied the battered man, "he had a baseball bat in his hand."

「沒有,」被打的男人回答,「他手中有一根棒球棒。」

 

"Didn't you have anything in your hand?" asked the barman. "

「你手中沒有任何東西嗎?」酒保問

 

"Yes," replied the man, "his wife's breast, but it wasn't much use in a fight."

「是有!」那個男人回答,「他太太的乳房,但在打架時沒有什麼用。」