Caught in Bed



A man walked into a bar with his arm in a sling, two black eyes and a split lip.



"What happened to you?" asked the barman.



"The next-door neighbour caught me in bed with his wife and beat me senseless," said the man.



"Didn't you fight back?" asked the barman."



"No," replied the battered man, "he had a baseball bat in his hand."



"Didn't you have anything in your hand?" asked the barman. "



"Yes," replied the man, "his wife's breast, but it wasn't much use in a fight."