As Hard as Your Elbow 像你的手肘一樣硬

A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel. She was staying in when a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast.

有一個女人站在擁擠的電梯裡。她在裡面時,有一個男人走進來,手肘不小心碰到了她的胸部。

 

The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your breast, you'll forgive me."

男人說:「對不起!但是如果你的心像你的胸部一樣軟,你就會原諒我。」

 

So the woman replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow then I'm staying in room 113."

因此,女人回答:「如果你的小雞像你的手肘一樣硬,那麼我會在113號房間等你。」