A Husband and Wife

一對夫妻

 

A husband and wife were in their garden, when he noticed her expanding backside.

一對夫妻在他們家花園裡,他注意到她的臀部變大了。

 

He commented, "Boy, your ass is getting big -- almost as big as the gas grill here."

他發表意見說:「哇!你的屁股變大了,幾乎與這裡的瓦斯烤肉架一樣大。」

 

His wife angrily stomped across the garden, and he followed saying, "Yep, that thing is getting huge."

他太太憤怒地重踏腳步穿過花園。他還跟在後面說:「真的!那裡變得很巨大。」

 

At this, the wife retreated to the far side of the garden.

這時,太太退避到花園另一邊。

 

Soon he approached with a tape measure, acquired the width, and exclaimed, "It is as big as the gas grill!"

他就拿著捲尺很快靠近,量了寬度,接著大叫:「它真的像瓦斯烤肉架一樣大!」

 

Later that night when they were in bed, the husband started making moves on his wife. She just turned away.

後來,當天夜晚他們睡覺的時候,丈夫開始對他太太動作。她就是轉身不理。

 

"C'mon, honey," he said, "what's wrong?"

「別這樣嗎!寶貝!」他說,「怎麼了?」

 

She replied angrily "I'm not firing up this grill for just one little sausage!"

她憤怒地回答:「我才不要只為了一根小香腸,就打開烤肉架的火!」