A Husband and Wife
A husband and wife were in their garden, when he noticed her expanding backside.
He commented, "Boy, your ass is getting big -- almost as big as the gas grill here."
His wife angrily stomped across the garden, and he followed saying, "Yep, that thing is getting huge."
At this, the wife retreated to the far side of the garden.
Soon he approached with a tape measure, acquired the width, and exclaimed, "It is as big as the gas grill!"
Later that night when they were in bed, the husband started making moves on his wife. She just turned away.
"C'mon, honey," he said, "what's wrong?"
She replied angrily "I'm not firing up this grill for just one little sausage!"