Male and Female

雌雄之別

 

A woman returned home from a shopping trip to find her husband hurtling around the house like a madman with a rolled up newspaper. "What on earth are you doing?" she asked.

有一位太太上街購物返家,看見她丈夫在屋子裡像瘋子一樣到處亂跑,手上拿著捲起來的報紙。「你到底在做什麼?」她問。

 

"Killing flies," replied her husband. "I've got four so far, two males and two females."

「打蒼蠅。」她丈夫回答。「我現在已經打到四隻了,二隻公的和二隻母的。」

 

"How can you tell male flies from female flies?" asked the wife.

「你如何能區別公蒼蠅與母蒼蠅?」太太問。

 

"Easy," replied her husband. "The two males were on a beer can and the two females were on the phone."

「這容易!」她丈夫回答。「二隻公蒼蠅在啤酒罐上,二隻母蒼蠅在電話上。」