The Old Man and the Doctor
An old man went to the doctor complaining of impotency. The doctor examined him before saying, "Take this bottle of pills, take three daily and come back next week to see if they’re working."
The following week the old man returned to the doctor who asked, "Any improvement?"
The man shook his head and said, "I tried with my right hand, then with my left hand and then my wife tried with her right hand and then with her left hand. The milkman arrived and he tried with his left hand and then his right hand."
"You mean you let the milkman have a go?" asked the doctor incredulously.”
"Yes," replied the old man "but we still couldn't get the bloody top off the bottle." ”「是的。」老人回答，「但是我們仍然無法打開該死的瓶蓋！」